Oenopig

The Patriot

DumpyDumpty

Photorealistic Self Portrait #2

Yes, it's me. I'm fond of the rear foot, and the worried overbite.

Natural Born Button Pusher

Detail of the following picture of a photorealistic self portrait of myself, The Artist.

Flipper offer

Tonight the bottlenose let me down

& let your memory come around

The one true friend I thought I'd found

Tonight the bottlenose let me down.

Sullen narwhal

You don't want to ask him to put out his smoke and you definitely don't want to call him "unicorn of the seas" or any sappy shit like that. He'll cut you.